IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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