Can Purell be used as lube?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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