I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Randomize
