He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Randomize
