So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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