I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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