My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
