It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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