And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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