weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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