Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Randomize