We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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