there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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