Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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