Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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