She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
my vag is so smooth its legendary
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he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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