You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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