you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
