If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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