talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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