It's Friday. Sex?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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