Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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