I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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