youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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