i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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