i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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