Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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