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• (631): View more from New York

  dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds

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  How much beer did you get for it?

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  One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied

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• (518): View more from New York

  I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing

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• (914): View more from New York

  I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback

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• (903): View more from Texas

  The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped

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• (956): View more from Texas

  At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.

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  ANTI-GAME

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  I am so proud to call you my friend

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.

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