office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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