I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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