you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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