How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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