i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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nutella sex= disaster
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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