it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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