Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
We got so high we made milksteak
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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