Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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