Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
smell my finger.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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