hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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