So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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