He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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