the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
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I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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