I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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