whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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