I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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