I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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