Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
When are your genitals available?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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