Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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