it was like having sex with a tree stump
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Blood and glitter go together right?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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