sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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