Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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