But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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