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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
there was a trapeze. enough said
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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