you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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