'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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