I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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