i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
What drink are we having for lunch?
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I had to cum in my sink.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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