The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
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I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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